by: Jake Free
He knows when I am sleeping, he knows when I'm awake, and he ran over my grandmother. These are only a few of the things that Santa or should we say Satan, does to corrupt our ideal society. It has been suggested that Santa is in fact Satan himself and some factors of this make sence. First off, they are both immortal, and Santa enters our houses through chimneys. This is because as Satan he is used to the fiery flames and prefers this mode of entry. This also explains why he gives naughty children coal in their stockings. Coal is used in hell to fuel its eternal flame. It is also sugessted that the elves are metaphorically the demons in hell, and the riendeer are the horned demons in hell that fly around, and even if this is'nt true, the idea of over worked riendeer has P.E.T.A upset. Other simularities point out that they both have beards. The only difference is Santa's beard is white while Satan's beard is black. This is because he colors it for the holidays.
Both of them go against the idea of Jesus on christmas, because while the idea of Santa draws thoughts away from christ, Satan tries to corrupt our minds and make us do bad things, increasing our chances of being naughty and going to hell. The other more mediocre belief of Santa's perversiveness, is that he gives presents to children for sitting on his lap.
The other idea suggest simply that Santa could just be a terrorist witch makes more geographical and cultural sence. He has a beard like Bin Laden, He has a secret hide out that is supposedly in the north pole that nobody can find, his slay is undetectable by radar or any modern day technology, and he is attacking our imagination. Either way, Satan, or terrorest, I think it's safe to say that Santa is evil.
Leave out your cookies and milk because if you don't Santa will eat you! So you better watch out, because Santa claus is coming to town.
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