THE SCRIPT

this is a script that I wrote out in high school. It was meant to be for a short film series that me and some friends were going to start up but this is as far as we got. It was meant to show highlights of what a normal day was like for us. all the events are based on true stories and none of the names have been changed except for the character of Mark because the actual person kept getting pissed off...you'll see... but anyways the format may be off a bit but I still find it hilarious to say the least...enjoy

Jake Free

Script

Untitled

Characters

Jake Free- Main character

Tony kardous (Anthony)-Main character

Mark Bigs -On the football team with Jake

Joey Lyons-disgusted listener, also on the football team.

Chad Fischer-Camera man

Opening Scene

* Jake wakes up. *shot on shoes being picked up*.clothes being picked up.*shower handles get turned**close up on clothes getting put on*

Jake gets in his car, drives to Tony's house to pick him up for school. He pulls into Tony’s drive way, picks up his phone.

(Ringing)

Jake: moan

Tony: Bawww (

(Hang up)

*Tony gets into the car they drive away to school.*

Scene Two

(Elvis music on radio)

Tony: Dude, I just ate a whole bunch of pop tarts.

Jake: Awww man I forgot to eat this morning

Tony:Shit man. You know what you should do? oh never mind i don't have any bananas.

Jake:Oh

Tony:Stupid Geo.

Jake: yeah

.................

*Tony opens his textbook to reveal a batman/superman comic inside.*

Jake: Hey, who do you think is better batman or superman?

Tony: Batman!

Jake: Pff why

Tony:Superman is a joke, he has every power there is, but batman there's a real man. Hardcore!

Jake: But that’s just it Superman is the best, hell I could be batman, just make me a big enough suit and teach me how to use the gadgets.

Tony:But Batman's rich, and has is own contributing company.

Jake:So... That just makes him a prick. Superman doesn't like to rub in his successes he quietly works at the daily planet. Which is just his nonchalant way of contributing to society behind the cape.

Tony: BATMAN! has his own hideout under his house.

Jake: What are you talking about Superman's got the whole fortress of flippin solitude.

Tony: Well yeah but as a superhero Superman doesn't fight anything probable.

Jake:What do you mean.

Tony:He just fights other super villains and monsters which cannot exist in reality, except for Luther, and nobody cares that much.

Jake:Well so does batman in the justice league.

Tony:Yeah but batman has fought against the penguin, cat women, the joker, two face, all those guys, who were real people.

Jake:Well yeah but those villains were just normal people who became mentally challenged and believed they had powers, but when it comes down to it batman cant fight against real superpowers.

Tony:Well....somebody has to fight the deranged retards.(looks at camera) What do you think?

Camera man: I don't know enough to speak intelligently on the conversation.

*They pull into the school parking lot, and get out of the car.*

Scene Three

Jake: Dude, did you hear about Mark?

Tony: No, what?

Jake: Dude the guy "fluffs his Garfield" into a bag.

Tony: What, like a brown bag.

Jake: No like a gift bag.

Tony: (in disgust) DUDE!!!

Jake: I know.

Tony: How do you know?!?!?!

*Camera panes to flashback*

Jake: I went to his house after school last Friday after school until we had to be at our game, I was just sitting in his room and he whips it out.

Tony: He whipped out his dick?!?!?!

Jake: No! The bag

Tony: He showed it to you!?!?

Jake: Yeah he called it his splooge bag or somethin.

Tony: Dude!

Jake: So I get grossed out and so we go out to his living room and he gets on the computer.

Tony: BAWWWWW!

Jake: Then he started lookin up freaky lesbo stuff up on youtube and gets this mean hard-on.

Tony: What the...

Jake: So then Mark runs into his room to "wax his turtle" or whatever and I'm left there at the computer by myself.

Tony: So what did you do.

Jake: (calmly) I changed my myspace song.

Tony: (excited) Oh! what to?

Jake: I don't know some veggie tales thing.

Tony: Oh, so then what happened?

Jake: Well about fifteen minutes had passed and I figure that's an above average amount of time so I went in his room to get him for the game, But when I opened the door he was sitting on the edge of his bed and had his pants around his knees, gripping his cock with one hand and the bag in the other.

Tony: BAWWW!

Jake: I looked away from him rather quickly but then I saw his tv.

Tony: Porn?

Jake: You would think, but all I saw was the food network.

Tony: Dude, he was wackin it to the food network?

Jake: Yep.

Tony: What the.....

Jake: And get this the bag he was using was one of those new gift bags that play music when you open them.

Tony: (mortified) What the....
Jake: Yeah apparently this one plays wild thing.

Tony: Why the heck does he use a bag? Is he trying to collect it? Doesn't the bag soak it up?

Jake: That's what I said but he said it keeps the stains off the floor.

*Camera panes back and a whole group seems to have surrounded the two listening in on the story.*

Joey: That is one sick bastard.

*Mark walks up to the crowd*

Mark: Whats goin on guys?

*The crowd looks at him with disgust and walks away*

*Mark looks at Jake with a very low amount of self esteem*

Mark: (Angry) Dude quit tellin people!!!

Jake: (Angry) Dude quit doin it, its weird!!!

Mark: (depressed) Dude

*Mark walks away*

*Jake and Tony walk into school but then passes by a red car with a front Superman licence plate. Jake hits Tony and jesturs to it and smirks.*

Tony: Baw

(Credits)